Selma: How do you do it, Homer?
Homer: You take an ordinary bedsheet, fold it around like th--
Selma: No, I mean raising kids! I just couldn't cut it today. All I
wanted was a little version of me I could hold in my arms.
-- Then hold a snake, "Selma's Choice"
Homer: You take an ordinary bedsheet, fold it around like th--
Selma: No, I mean raising kids! I just couldn't cut it today. All I
wanted was a little version of me I could hold in my arms.
-- Then hold a snake, "Selma's Choice"
Related:
- Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around... - Bart: I want to get off.
Selma: You _can't_ get off,
we have five more continents to visit. -- The kids... - Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say,
I wouldn't be here without the support of a... - Don't blame these kids, it's not their fault. I think their father's
missing a chromosome.
Selma blames the Duff Gardens incident on Homer, ... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Selma: Wait a minute. It says here you're single.
Hans:
Did I do wrong? -- You sure did, "Selma's... - Boy, I don't know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.
Homer Simpson Selma's... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make... - Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
However, since you have no collateral, I'm going...
From the same category:
- Miss Allbright: Hell is a terrible place. Maggots are your sheet,
worms your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning... - Lisa: What's the point of all these precautions? I've already lost the
only thing that matters to me.
Homer: Oh, Lisa, stop pining for your saxophone. I... - Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're
going?
Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy... - Eenie meenie miney moe.
Is Homer a hero? The answer is,
`No'. I'm Kent Brockman, and that was `My Two Cents'... - Burns: Uh, would it be all right if I kept this portrait?
To remind me of better times? Bret: Why would I want...
