Lisa: Bye, Dad, don't eat any solids.
Homer: But I love solids.
-- They're so sweet and tasty, "Selma's Choice"
Homer: But I love solids.
-- They're so sweet and tasty, "Selma's Choice"
Related:
- Bart: It won't be any fun without you, Dad.
[the car shoves off]
Bart+Lisa:
YAY! -- The kids head to Duff Gardens, "Selma's... - Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop,
and it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs]... - Lisa: How's Dad today?
Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly,
he's underneath the table. Homer: Nobody make me any... - Marge: And remember, every morning give one bowl of Kibble to Santa's
Little Helper.
Do you want me to write any of this down? Abe: No... - Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them!
Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.
Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going... - Bart and Lisa talk simultaneously]
[Bart pulls back the covers]
[Homer looks grotesquely sick]
Bart:
Oh, man, Dad's dead. -- Can we still go to Duff Gardens... - Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already?
Selma:
Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives... - Lisa: Good-bye, Aunt Gladys. I wish I had taken some time to get to
know you better.
Bart: [from behind the coffin] [raspy] Don't... - Bart & Lisa: Bye Mom! Bye Dad!
Homer: Bye Kids!
On your way back, pick up a six-pack of beer. --...
From the same category:
- Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond.
Bond: I'll take a hit,
dealer. [Homer gives him a card] Joker! You ... - Whoa! T and A!
-- Bart catches a glimpse of `Eye on Springfield's story
on bikinis,
"Flaming... - Bart: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
Lisa: We feel neither highs or lows. Homer: Really... - Smithers, don't feel so bad. After all, that kidney you donated to me
really hit the spot.
Burns, consoling Smithers, who is unable to give the... - Kent: We're just about to get our first pictures from inside the
spacecraft with "average-naut" Homer Simpson,
and we'd like to -- aah! [Camera...
