Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already?
Selma: Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives. [sighs] I
guess I'll never have a baby.
Lisa: Aunt Selma, this may seem a little presumptious, but have you
ever considered artificial insemination?
Homer: [laughs] I don't know. You gotta be pretty lame to make it
with a robot. [Marge whispers in his ear] I knew that.
-- Making it with sperm in a cup, "Selma's Choice"
Selma: Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives. [sighs] I
guess I'll never have a baby.
Lisa: Aunt Selma, this may seem a little presumptious, but have you
ever considered artificial insemination?
Homer: [laughs] I don't know. You gotta be pretty lame to make it
with a robot. [Marge whispers in his ear] I knew that.
-- Making it with sperm in a cup, "Selma's Choice"
Related:
- Boy, I don't know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.
Homer Simpson Selma's... - Selma: Sorry, my mind's made up.
Patty: Why do you want to have a baby so bad?
Selma: I got a lot of love to give, and right now my... - Kid: Paper or plastic?
Selma: You decide. [looks down] So,
wearing a belt, are you? Kid: Uh-huh. Selma: No... - Marge: [laughs] You know, I rented another movie, in case you felt
better.
[hands it to him] Homer: "The Erotic Adventures of... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.
Selma:
Her legend will live forever. Homer: [imagining] Yeah... - Marge: [hearing the doorbell] Just a second!
Homer:
D'oh! [whimpers] Huh? [spots a bookcase] I... - Bart: I want to get off.
Selma: You _can't_ get off,
we have five more continents to visit. -- The kids... - Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say,
"There's a whole lotta frownin' going on". ...
From the same category:
- Bart: {Dad, you really want to get rid of this trampoline?}
Homer:
{Uh huh.} Bart: {Observe: a bike lock. [je... - Lisa: You really think I did OK out there, Mom?
Marge:
Absolutely, honey. By blocking the net, I really think... - Bart: [praying] Well, old timer, I guess this is the end of the road.
I know I haven't always been a good kid, but... - and with my patented seminar, you will learn to corner the real
estate market through hypnosis.
Why waste your hypnotic powers on neighbors and coworkers... - Hibbert: The routine soul smear confirmed the presence of pure evil.
It was then I knew the only option was to...
