Ned: Heydily-ho, window buddy. Just wondering if you'd like to come over and give the new pool table a whirl.

Ned: Heydily-ho, window buddy. Just wondering if you'd like to come
over and give the new pool table a whirl.
Homer: I'll be there. And this time, _you_ can be the Nacho Man.
[both laugh]
Lisa: Dad and Ned Flanders next? Hmph. What's next, A's on Bart's
report card?
[Marge, Lisa, and Bart laugh]
Bart: [realizes] Hey!
-- Slow reaction time, "Homer Loves Flanders"

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