Nick: Hi, everybody!
Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick!
Nick: If something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved!
One hand washes the other. Oh, that reminds me! [washes his
hands] [puts on operating gloves] These gloves came free with my
toilet brush!
-- The operation begins, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick!
Nick: If something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved!
One hand washes the other. Oh, that reminds me! [washes his
hands] [puts on operating gloves] These gloves came free with my
toilet brush!
-- The operation begins, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Related:
- Nick: Hi everybody! I'm Dr. Nick Riviera.
PA:
Doctor Riviera, Doctor Nick Riviera. Please report... - The knee bone's connected to the something,
The something is connected to the red thing,
The red thing is connected to my wrist watch -- Uh... - Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
Homer+Bart: Hi Doctor Nick!
Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously... - Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this!
-- Dr.
Nick Riviera's poignant observation, "Homer's... - Troy: I'm here to tell you about `Spiffy!', the twenty-first-century
stain remover.
Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera. Nick: Thank... - Nick: Good news! The operation was a complete success!
[the ceiling shines] -- And God smiled, "Homer's... - Doctor: [on TV] ...and then, you make the incision below the collarbone.
[splurt] Nick: Oh, no. Blood! -- They didn't tell... - Riviera: Hi, everybody!
Board: [unenthused] Hi, Dr.
Nick. -- At a malpractice board hearing, "Twenty... - Nick: I'll perform any operation for $129.95! Come in for brain surgery
and receive a free Chinese finger trap!
[escorts away a lobotomy patient with hands stuck in...
