This is fascinating, Mom. Did you know they're going to stop Dad's heart for six whole minutes

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• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by
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• Bart: What's wrong, Dad? Homer: [strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart
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• Nick: Good news! The operation was a complete success
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• Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad
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