...and that's why God causes train wrecks.
-- Bart's Sunday School Teacher, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
-- Bart's Sunday School Teacher, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Related:
- Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad
people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln? Homer: He sold poison... - Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad-
for awhile. -- Bart realizes Homer needs a coronary... - Nick: Good news! The operation was a complete success!
[the ceiling shines] -- And God smiled, "Homer's... - Lisa: All right, Dad!
Bart: You rule intensive care!
"Homer's Triple... - Doctor: [on TV] ...and then, you make the incision below the collarbone.
[splurt] Nick: Oh, no. Blood! -- They didn't tell... - Lisa: My dad is very sick. What's going to happen if he dies?
Albright: Well, if he's been good, he'll go to heaven... - Bart: Hey, Lis, I heard that there was a train wreck last night.
Wanna see the victims? Lisa: Sure. [Bart... - Remember your Hippopotamus oath!
-- Homer to Dr. Hibbert,
"Homer's Triple... - Bart: Any luck, Dad?
Homer: No, but the rabbi gave me this.
[spins a dreidel] Bart: What is that? Homer: Son,...
