Nick: Hi everybody! I'm Dr. Nick Riviera.
PA: Doctor Riviera, Doctor Nick Riviera. Please report to the
coroner immediately!
Nick: The coroner. I'm so sick of that guy! Well, see you in the
operating place!
[opens the door to be greeted by a reporting mob]
Shutton: Where are the bodies?
[Nick shuts the door]
Nick: Such a beautiful day. I think I'll go out the window.
[does so]
-- A real confidence-builder, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
PA: Doctor Riviera, Doctor Nick Riviera. Please report to the
coroner immediately!
Nick: The coroner. I'm so sick of that guy! Well, see you in the
operating place!
[opens the door to be greeted by a reporting mob]
Shutton: Where are the bodies?
[Nick shuts the door]
Nick: Such a beautiful day. I think I'll go out the window.
[does so]
-- A real confidence-builder, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Related:
- Troy: I'm here to tell you about `Spiffy!', the twenty-first-century
stain remover
Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera. Nick: Thank... - Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this!
-- Dr
Nick Riviera's poignant observation, "Homer's... - Nick: Hi, everybody!
Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick!
Nick: If something should go wrong
let's not get the law involved! One hand washes... - Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
Homer+Bart: Hi Doctor Nick
Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously... - Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as
`Cry
Yuma' and `Here Comes the Coast Guard'! But today... - Don't worry. You won't feel a thing. [exhibiting a swirling mechanical
device] Till I jam this down your throat
Nick Riviera, "The Springfield Files... - Riviera: Hi, everybody!
Board: [unenthused] Hi, Dr
Nick. -- At a malpractice board hearing, "Twenty... - Nick: I know I'm supposed to cut something, but what
[removes surgical mask] And where? Lisa: [from the... - Nick: Calm down, Nick. Just think back to medical school
[a college dorm filled with hippies and junkies] Nick...
