Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad
people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer: He sold poison milk to school children.
-- Thinking on his feet, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer: He sold poison milk to school children.
-- Thinking on his feet, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Related:
- Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad-
for awhile. -- Bart realizes Homer needs a coronary... - and that's why God causes train wrecks.
-- Bart's Sunday School Teacher,
"Homer's Triple... - Homer: Hey, kids, how was school?
Lisa: I learned how many grams in a pennyweight.
Bart: I got expelled. Homer: That's my boy! [sips... - Bart: Any luck, Dad?
Homer: No, but the rabbi gave me this.
[spins a dreidel] Bart: What is that? Homer: Son,... - Homer: I'm going to tell the truth and I'm _not_ gonna sugar-coat it.
[later, does a puppet show] And so the tiny... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: What's up there?
Bart: Is it a monster?
Lisa:
We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret.... - I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids.
So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about...
From the same category:
- Joe: Stacy, please, I must have you back. Just come for a ride with
me in my Mobile Command Unit[tm].
Stacy: Joe, I told you, it's over. Release me from... - Barney: She broke my heart, Moe. [sobs]
Moe: Don't worry,
Barney. Time heals all wounds. Barney: [perks up]... - Frink: Man, if this is happening here, I'd hate to think of what's
happening in Euro Itchy and Scratchy Land,
n-hey. [shot of empty parking lot in said... - Shary: [with bags] I believe my work here is done.
Marge: Thank you for everything Bart+Lisa: We'll miss... - And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophany of colligenous
cog and camshifts,
take that! [feebly kicks it] -- Mad Doctor Burns...
