Nick: I'll perform any operation for $129.95! Come in for brain surgery
and receive a free Chinese finger trap!
[escorts away a lobotomy patient with hands stuck in said device]
All right, Fred.
You've tried the best, now try the rest!
Call 1-600-DOCTORB ["doct-orb"]. The B is for Bargain!
-- Nick Riviera's commercial, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
and receive a free Chinese finger trap!
[escorts away a lobotomy patient with hands stuck in said device]
All right, Fred.
You've tried the best, now try the rest!
Call 1-600-DOCTORB ["doct-orb"]. The B is for Bargain!
-- Nick Riviera's commercial, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Related:
- Nick: Hi everybody! I'm Dr. Nick Riviera.
PA
Doctor Riviera, Doctor Nick Riviera. Please report... - Nick: Hi, everybody!
Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick!
Nick: If something should go wrong
let's not get the law involved! One hand washes... - Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this!
-- Dr
Nick Riviera's poignant observation, "Homer's... - Nick: Good news! The operation was a complete success
[the ceiling shines] -- And God smiled, "Homer's... - Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few
questions
Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down... - Nick: I know I'm supposed to cut something, but what
[removes surgical mask] And where? Lisa: [from the... - Doctor: [on TV] ...and then, you make the incision below the collarbone
[splurt] Nick: Oh, no. Blood! -- They didn't tell... - Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake
Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer... - Don't worry. You won't feel a thing. [exhibiting a swirling mechanical
device] Till I jam this down your throat
Nick Riviera, "The Springfield Files...
