[with Reverend Lovejoy]
Homer: Now I know I haven't been the best Christian. In fact, when
you're up there yak-yak-yaking, I'm usually either sleeping or
mentally undressing the female parishioners. Anyway, can I have
$50,000?
[Lovejoy's eyes widen]
-- Homer seeks help from the Christian Church,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
Homer: Now I know I haven't been the best Christian. In fact, when
you're up there yak-yak-yaking, I'm usually either sleeping or
mentally undressing the female parishioners. Anyway, can I have
$50,000?
[Lovejoy's eyes widen]
-- Homer seeks help from the Christian Church,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
Related:
- with Rabbi Krustofsky]
Homer: Now I know I haven't been the best Jew,
but I have rented "Fiddler on the Roof"... - Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I had a bit of an ulterior motive in
inviting you to dinner.
Rev. Lovejoy: [surprised and angry] What!? -- "Homer... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - That Reverend Lovejoy <really> displeases Me.
I think I'll give him a canker sore.
God, "Homer the... - Abe: They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son.
I have never fully understood why. Frankly, I... - Homer: I got a bad heart.
Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart,
I would. Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of... - I'm out of the woods now, right? I mean, whatever doesn't kill me can
only make me stronger!
Homer recovers from a heart attack, "Homer's Triple...
From the same category:
- Smokey: Only _who_ can prevent forest fires?
[Bart chooses the "You" button over the "Me"]
You pressed "you," referring to me.
That is incorrect. The correct answer is... - Barney: [bell rings] Oh no, we're late for wood shop!
Homer: But... we're early for lunch! Let's go grab... - Skinner: I do want to come back, but it doesn't sound like Flanders is
going to get fired.
Bart: Oh, I think I could get him fired. I got you... - Yo, active wear? Need a price check on a wool shoal.
Clerk at `Grandma's World', "Old... - Lisa: Stop! Don't recycle! It's murder! You're helping Mr.
Burns! Woman: [robotically] But you told us to recycle...
