Remember your Hippopotamus oath!
-- Homer to Dr. Hibbert, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
-- Homer to Dr. Hibbert, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Related:
- Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass
operation.
Homer: Say it in English, Doc. Hibbert: You're going... - Homer stands behind an X-ray machine]
Hibbert: Now what you see here is the radioactive dye flowing through
your husband's circulatory system.
Nurse: But Doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet!... - Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this!
-- Dr.
Nick Riviera's poignant observation, "Homer's... - Hibbert: Now I'm going to do a fat analysis test. I'll start your
jiggling and measure how long it takes to stop.
[starts it jiggling] [jiggles for five seconds]... - Homer: Now Marge, if the unthinkable should happen,
you're going to be lonely. Marge: Oh Homer,... - Marge: Doctor, we'll do whatever it takes to get my Homey well.
Hibbert: Good. I must warn you though, this procedure... - Oh, it could be worse. Some dog could do the operation.
Homer can't afford a coronary bypass, "Homer's... - Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you must get that operation as soon as possible.
Homer: But I don't have $40,000! Maybe I'll just get... - Marge: Can't you do something for him?
Hibbert: Well,
we can't fix his heart, but we can tell you exactly...
From the same category:
- Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.
Selma:
Her legend will live forever. Homer: [imagining] Yeah... - Homer: You guys work on the movie?
Teamster: You sayin' we're not working?
Homer: Oh, I always wanted to be a Teamster. So lazy... - reading] "Tragic news tonight: 120 dead in a tidal wave in Kuala Lala
-
pure. Kuala Lum -- per..." [crosses it out] "France... - Bart: Dad, when did you record an album?
Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember,
son. It was only eight years ago. Bart: Dad... - Lisa: I guess I have been pretty hard on a lot of people.
Especially my dad. Thank you guys. Paul: Lisa...
