Patty: The older they get, the cuter they ain't.
-- The universal truth as told by a Bouvier spinster,
"Lisa's First Word"
-- The universal truth as told by a Bouvier spinster,
"Lisa's First Word"
Related:
- Patty: Isn't that cute. She's coughing.
-- Wait 'til she spits up,
"Lisa's First... - Marge: {Everybody get ready! Here comes the birthday girl,
in her very first dress.} Everyone: {Aw!}... - Lisa: When do we get to my first word?
Homer: Your what what?
Lisa: [indignant] My first words! Homer: Nah, you don't... - Bart: Can you say David Hasselhoff?
Lisa: Davah Hassa-hoff.
Lisa learns to talk, "Lisa's First... - Marge: Once we get the cats out of the way, it won't be too bad
Agent:
Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house... - Todd: I get to clothe the leper.
Rod: Lucky!
Ned:
Supper time, boys! Todd: Oh boy: liver! Rod: Iron... - Jesus only told half the story. The truth *will* set you free.
But, first it's going to piss you off. -- Solomon... - Marge: The story of Lisa's first word is very cute.
Bart+Lisa: Tell it, Mom! Tell it, Mom! Tell it! ... - Marge: A tombstone?!
Patty: It came with the burial plot,
but that's not important: the important thing...
