My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!
-- Truth in advertising,
in Homer's TV commercial as... "Mr. Plow"
-- Truth in advertising,
in Homer's TV commercial as... "Mr. Plow"
Related:
- Reverend Lovejoy:
Homer, this is really low.
Homer:
Not as low as my low, low prices! Mr.... - Homer: [narrating a TV commercial]
Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers?
And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling... - Homer: Well, I really should discuss this with my wife.
Salesman: [scoffs] Your wife? [cracks an imaginary... - Woman: Could you make sure not to scrape my asphalt?
Homer: [sotto voce] Kiss <my> asphalt. -- "Mr... - It may be on a lousy channel, but The Simpsons are on TV!
Homer proudly introduces his television debut, ... - Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt,
but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath... - Out of my lean and low ability
I 'll lend you something.
William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night --... - T.V. Commercial advertising the World Cup: "Come see the battle to determine what the greatest nation on this planet is:
Portugal or Mexico." Episode: Homer buys a... - Man, this is crazy. I hope I didn't brain my damage.
Who would notice? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro...
From the same category:
- Janey: I can't get enough of "The Baby Sitter Twins." They arrested
the counterfeiters,
rescued the President, _and_ made _four_ ... - Marge: I know Bart can be a handful, but I also know what he's like
inside.
He's got a spark. It's not a bad thing. ... Of course... - Marge's sign: An Independent Voter for Bailey
Lisa's T-shirt:
I wish I were old enough to vote for Bailey. Bart's... - Bart: So finally, we're all in agreement about what's going on with
the adults.
Milhouse? Milhouse: [steps up to blackboard] Ahem.... - Horst: We plan to have some frank discussions with your safety
inspector.
Homer: Hee hee. Yeah. Sock it to him, Horst! Len...
