Marge: I can't believe you bought that plow. We can't afford it!
Homer: If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
Marge: Good!
Homer: Fine! I'll never, ever, ever do another stupid thing. Good
night! [angrily turns to leave and walks face-first into the side
of the truck]
Marge: [concerned] Oh, Homey. Didn't that hurt?
Homer: [quietly] No.
-- I meant to do that, "Mr. Plow"
Homer: If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
Marge: Good!
Homer: Fine! I'll never, ever, ever do another stupid thing. Good
night! [angrily turns to leave and walks face-first into the side
of the truck]
Marge: [concerned] Oh, Homey. Didn't that hurt?
Homer: [quietly] No.
-- I meant to do that, "Mr. Plow"
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