Laura: Are you all right?
Bart's brain: She's beautiful. Say something clever.
Bart's mouth: [meekly] I fell on my bottom.
Bart's brain: D'oh!
-- Thinking fast on one's bottom,
"The New Kid on the Block"
Bart's brain: She's beautiful. Say something clever.
Bart's mouth: [meekly] I fell on my bottom.
Bart's brain: D'oh!
-- Thinking fast on one's bottom,
"The New Kid on the Block"
Related:
- Bart: How can you like that guy?
Laura: I dunno. Maybe because he's an outlaw.
You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's... - Bart: [thinking] Well, it looks like it's just you and me,
Barty-boy. [aloud] Oh, great, I get to spend... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa:
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!... - Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is
yes.
I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon... - Bart: What do you like about him? He's just a good-looking rebel
who plays by his own rules.
Lisa+Laura: [wistful sigh] -- "The New Kid on the... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Shelby: We just got word there's Springfield kids in town.
[all the kids growl] Bart: Curse those handsome... - Nelson: Look, Lisa: I found this change on the bottom of the pool.
You can have it. Lisa: Thanks, Nelson. Ralph... - Bart: [sleepy] Hello?
Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog,
Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr. Bart...
From the same category:
- Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy,
but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar... - Well, Homer, I won your respect, and all I had to do was save your life.
Now, if every gay man could just do the same, you'd... - Jimbo: {[weeping] I haven't been moved like this since "The Joy Luck
Club".}
[Bart does a final leap;
everyone oohs] Bart: [thinking] They love me; I'm... - Ms.Botz: Mr. Samson, can I give you a bit of advice?
Homer: Sure. Ms.Botz: Don't turn your back on that... - Moe: If you like good food, good fun, and a whole lot of.
crazy crap on the walls, then come on down...
