Bart: I thought dabbling in the Black Arts would be good for a chuckle,
how wrong I was. I should have never read that book.
Lisa: Bart, maybe the library has another book that will reverse the
spell?
Marge: It's our only hope!
Homer: [cocking a shotgun] To the book depository!
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
how wrong I was. I should have never read that book.
Lisa: Bart, maybe the library has another book that will reverse the
spell?
Marge: It's our only hope!
Homer: [cocking a shotgun] To the book depository!
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
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