Marge: Homer, what's wrong?
Homer: [pointing to the harmless doll]
That doll tried to kill me!
Bart: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what
pressure?
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
Homer: [pointing to the harmless doll]
That doll tried to kill me!
Bart: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what
pressure?
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
Related:
- Doll: Guess who, Fat boy!!
Homer: [blinded, bumping around,
with the doll strapped to his head] Marge! ... - The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror... - Oooh, what a day. Homer made me give him a sponge bath [shudders]
But coming home to you makes it all worthwhile.
Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey, "Treehouse of Horror... - Your doll is trying to kill my husband! [pause] Yes,
I'll hold. -- Marge calls the hotline, "Treehouse... - Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I don't like you.
Homer:
Heh heh heh heh. Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I'm... - Doll: Here you go, buddy.
Homer: Did you walk the dog?
Doll: Yeah, he buried me a couple of times. Homer... - Homer: That's not so scary.
Lisa: A doll... From *Hell*!
Homer: [cowardly] I'm gonna go to the store... Lisa... - pointing to a Good/Evil switch on the back of the doll]
Yup,
here's your problem. Someone set this thing to "Evil"... - Bart: I thought dabbling in the Black Arts would be good for a chuckle,
how wrong I was. I should have never read that book...
From the same category:
- Homer: Oh, where did I lose 'em? I'll never wiggle my bare butt in
public again.
Lisa: I'd like to believe that this time. I really... - Pilot: We're now approaching our final destination,
Itchy and Scratchy Land: the amusement park... - Homer: My tux is going to have the widest lapels, the most
ruffles,
and the highest platform shoes you ever saw! Marge... - Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions,
I'd be happy to answer -- Lisa: I... - Lovejoy: Baboons to the left of me. Baboons to the right.
The speeding locomotive tore through a sea...
