Kent: Tonight, on "Eye on Springfield": just miles from your doorstep,

Kent: Tonight, on "Eye on Springfield": just miles from your doorstep,
hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The
government calls it the "army", but a more alarmist name would be
-- "The Killbot Factory."
But first: Springfield has come down with a fever. Football
fever, brought on by the biggest game of the year: the Pigskin
Classic between the Shelbyville Sharks and our own Springfield
Atoms. If you have the fever, there's only one cure; take two
tickets and see the game Sunday morning.
Man: Warning: tickets should not be taken internally.
Homer: See? Because of me, now they have a warning.
-- Something to be proud of, "Homer Loves Flanders"