Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you.
Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
-- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
-- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
Related:
- Homer: Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie?
Bart:
Sounds like something you'd say... -- "Itchy and... - Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the
Supreme Court,
or a sleazy male stripper? Homer: Can't he be both... - Homer: I'm thinking of a number between one and fifty.
Marge: Is it 37? Homer: D'oh! ... I mean.... No. ... - You know, some of these stories are pretty good.
I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy... - Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
Bart: Dad, youpunish me, but that means you... - Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head?
Homer: No, I can't.
It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy... - Lisa: He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine!
Homer: Don't you think I know that? -- Well, honestly... - He's the boy you love to hate!
-- Homer on Bart,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Mmm... Soylent Green.
-- Homer,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The...
From the same category:
- Narrator: Ruth Powers was tried in Springfield Superior Court.
The judge dismissed her ex-husband's auto... - Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop,
and it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs]... - A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours, Homer.
It takes a whole weekend to do that! -- Rev. Lovejoy's... - police sirens wail in the distance]
Heh, I think we lost 'em.
Hey, and we're at the ballpark! Awright! Two birds... - to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March]
Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, da da da Disa...
