TV sucks.
-- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
-- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
Related:
- He's the boy you love to hate!
-- Homer on Bart,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you.
Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Lisa: Itchy and Scratchy seem to have lost their edge.
Marge: Well, I think it conveys a very nice message... - Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Bart:
Not bloody likely. -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Mmm... Soylent Green.
-- Homer,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - We got beets!
-- Lisa,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - One senior citizen and one Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
Justice Bart Simpson buys movie tickets, "Itchy... - Homer: Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie?
Bart:
Sounds like something you'd say... -- "Itchy and... - Boy, time really flies when you're reading... [sees what he's holding]
The Bible!
Ewww.... -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The...
From the same category:
- Homer: They're ruining my whole life. Marge, please,
this is where I need you the most: I'm counting... - One size fits all my butt!
-- Homer,
"Homer the... - Oooh, sorry little dudes. Party hearty equals tardy.
Otto, "Homer's... - Owner: So you kids fancy yourselves experts, eh?
Bart:
Well, between us we've read all 814 issues of "Radioactive... - Why should you get nothing, while some guy who loses a finger hits the
jackpot?
One of Homer's coworkers cajoles him into filing a...
