The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
-- Homer's tips on getting out of jury duty,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
-- Homer's tips on getting out of jury duty,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
Related:
- Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced
against all races.
Homer... - He's the boy you love to hate!
-- Homer on Bart,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Homer: Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie?
Bart:
Sounds like something you'd say... -- "Itchy and... - Mmm... Soylent Green.
-- Homer,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you.
Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Young man, since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
Homer's punishment for Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy... - Lisa: He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine!
Homer: Don't you think I know that? -- Well, honestly... - Bart: Haven't you ever listened to yourself on a tape recorder?
Homer: I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick. -- Or Grand... - Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Bart:
Not bloody likely. -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The...
From the same category:
- The Supreme Court called again. They need your help on some freedom
thing.
Della, Lionel Hutz' secretary, "Bart Gets Hit... - Take a rest, have yourself a wowwipop.
-- Dr. Hibert's prescription for the mumps,
"Bart's Dog Gets an... - Hello, classmates. Instead of voting for some athletic hero or a pretty
boy,
you have elected me, your intellectual superior, as... - Lisa: [on the phone]
Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed,
and I need you to get me a new one. Homer: Uh... - Homer: [into bullhorn] Marge, Marge!
Marge: Homer?
Homer:
Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband...
