Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
Bart: Dad, you punish me, but that means you have to think
of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it...
Homer: [whining] Aw...
Bart: Or... you could let me go play with Milhouse, while you
spend the afternoon watching unpredictable Mexican sit-coms.
[turns on the TV. Bumble-Bee Man is on]
Homer: Hee hee hee. Run along, you little scamp.
-- The art of persuasion,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
Bart: Dad, you
of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it...
Homer: [whining] Aw...
Bart: Or... you could let me go play with Milhouse, while you
spend the afternoon watching unpredictable Mexican sit-coms.
[turns on the TV. Bumble-Bee Man is on]
Homer: Hee hee hee. Run along, you little scamp.
-- The art of persuasion,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
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[one of them starts gnawing the other ferociously]
Marge:
I think I'll bottle-feed that one. -- "Treehouse...
