Young man, since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
-- Homer's punishment for Bart,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
-- Homer's punishment for Bart,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
Related:
- He's the boy you love to hate!
-- Homer on Bart,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
Bart: Dad, youpunish me, but that means you... - Homer: Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie?
Bart:
Sounds like something you'd say... -- "Itchy and... - TV sucks.
-- Bart,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Mmm... Soylent Green.
-- Homer,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Homer: If you don't start making more sense, we're going to have to
put you in a home.
Grampa: You already put me in a home. Homer: Then... - Lisa: He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine!
Homer: Don't you think I know that? -- Well, honestly... - Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Bart:
Not bloody likely. -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you.
Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
"Itchy and Scratchy: The...
From the same category:
- Marge: Homer, just where were you planning to keep this horse?
Homer: I got it all figured out. By day, it'll roam... - Marge: I don't think the guns are a good idea.
Homer:
Marge! We're responsible adults. And -- Moe... - Lis, have I told you lately that I love you?
-- Bart,
after Lisa is offered $12 Million from Mr. Burns... - Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations... - Mmm... Soylent Green.
-- Homer,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The...
