Card table for sale, top badly damaged, leg missing, otherwise fine.
One dollar or best offer.
-- Advertisement in the church bulletin,
"Homer the Heretic"
One dollar or best offer.
-- Advertisement in the church bulletin,
"Homer the Heretic"
Related:
- Card table for sale, top badly damaged, leg missing,
otherwise fine. One dollar or best offer. -- Advertisement... - You know, sometimes even <I'd> rather be watching football.
God chats with Homer about missing church on Sunday... - Please do not offer my god a peanut.
-- Apu,
"Homer the... - Could this be the best day of my life?
--
Homer Simpson Homer the... - I, on the other hand, have been having a wonderful day,
and I owe it all to skipping church! -- Homer, "Homer... - short leg on
process...
From the same category:
- Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart.
Bart:
Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby... - Todd: We got new clothes from the donation bin!
[wearing a Butthole Surfers shirt] I'm a surfer!
[Rod wears a t-shirt with "I'm With Stupid" on it and... - Hoover: Now, here's an oral extra-credit question. What was Christopher
Columbus actually looking for when he discovered America?
Lisa: [puts her hand up] Ooh! Ooh! Hoover: Anyone... - Homer: One for "Honk", please.
Ticketeer: Oh. Gee,
uh, just a minute. I have to check with the ... - Marge: There's going to be twice as much love in this house as there is
now!
Homer: We're going to start doing it in the morning...
