Kent: We're just about to get our first pictures from inside the
spacecraft with "average-naut" Homer Simpson, and we'd like to
-- aah!
[Camera shows a close-up of an ant floating in front of the
three astronauts]
Everyone: Aah!
Kent: Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but,
uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft
has been taken over -- "conquered", if you will -- by a master
race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this
vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men
or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no
stopping them; the ants will soon be here.
And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to
remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful
in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar
caves.
Marge: Mmm, don't worry, kids. I'm sure your father's all right.
Lisa: What are you basing that on, Mom?
[pause]
Marge: [with forced cheer] Who wants ginger snaps?
-- I do! Me too, please!, "Deep Space Homer"
spacecraft with "average-naut" Homer Simpson, and we'd like to
-- aah!
[Camera shows a close-up of an ant floating in front of the
three astronauts]
Everyone: Aah!
Kent: Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but,
uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft
has been taken over -- "conquered", if you will -- by a master
race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this
vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men
or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no
stopping them; the ants will soon be here.
And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to
remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful
in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar
caves.
Marge: Mmm, don't worry, kids. I'm sure your father's all right.
Lisa: What are you basing that on, Mom?
[pause]
Marge: [with forced cheer] Who wants ginger snaps?
-- I do! Me too, please!, "Deep Space Homer"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Race: Oh my God, the ants are shorting out our navigation systems!
[the astronauts smack back and forth into the walls]... - Ranger: I won't lie to you. Our chances of finding your children are
slim to nil.
Lisa: [from below] Hi mom! [Smithers and... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - saga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told... - Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a
scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s,
please! We can't afford a single slipup. They're... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make... - Scientist: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet the two experienced
astronauts who will accompany the winner into space:
Race Banyon and Buzz Aldrin, the second...
From the same category:
- But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace.
Bart, "Cape... - Bart: Dad, aren't you coming?
Homer: No!
Marge: Now,
don't pout. Homer: I'm not pouting. <You> are!... - If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers.
Lionel Hutz, "Marge in... - The Blues isn't about feeling better, it's about making other
people feel <worse>,
and making a few bucks while your at it. -- Bleeding... - Pr. Skinner: You'll be getting an Albanian.
Homer: You mean,
all white with pink eyes? -- Student exchange program...
