Marge: What's going on?
Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this
afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.
Marge: What conversation?
Bart: [turns on a tape recorder]
Tape: [Bart] "Mom, can Otto live in our garage for as long as he
wants?" [bad imitation of Marge] "He sure can!"
Homer: Marge, what were you thinking!
Marge: That's not my voice!
Homer: Oh, everybody says that when they hear themselves on tape.
-- "Otto Show"
Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this
afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.
Marge: What conversation?
Bart: [turns on a tape recorder]
Tape: [Bart] "Mom, can Otto live in our garage for as long as he
wants?" [bad imitation of Marge] "He sure can!"
Homer: Marge, what were you thinking!
Marge: That's not my voice!
Homer: Oh, everybody says that when they hear themselves on tape.
-- "Otto Show"
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