I stand on my record. Fifteen crashes and not a single fatality.
-- Otto, "Otto Show"
-- Otto, "Otto Show"
Related:
- Otto: Can I at least get my stuff?
Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old
`Psycho' magazines.
Otto: Wow! I have mustard? -- Otto gets evicted... - Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! ... - Hey, landlord! Some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door,
and put on an eviction notice! -- Otto, "Otto... - My old man said I was wasting my time, and I'd never amount to anything.
He-hah-hah-hah! He-hah-hah-hah-heh-heh! [realizes]... - My name is Otto, I looove to get blotto.
--
Otto introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, ... - Bart: You can do it, Otto! You're the coolest adult I ever met!
Otto: Wow! I've never been called an adult before... - I can't pass that thing. I got a zero last time. This time,
I'm hung over! -- Otto dreads his driving test, "Otto... - Otto: Please let me stay here. I've got nowhere else to go!
Homer: Forget it! That lie didn't work for my dad... - Bart: Hey Otto! Hey Otto-man!
Otto: Hey Bart-dude!
Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto? Otto: Ho! Funny you should...
From the same category:
- Marge answers the door]
Moe: Oh, h -- hi, Marge. I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm
declaring my intentions to move in on his territory.
Here, I, uh...brung you some posies.... - Luanne: Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story. It's about a man whose father-
in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker... - Krusty: I've had plenty of guys come after me, and I've buried them all.
Sea Captain. Joey Bishop. Pennycandy: Don't forget... - Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name
electronics!
Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock... - Marge: This bully friend of yours. Is he a little on the chunky side?
Bart: Yeah, he's pretty chunkified, all right. Marge...
