Lisa: [bitterly] <I> could've been the flower girl. And I wouldn't keep
falling down, either.
Bart: Hey, they chose Maggie, okay?
Lisa: Yeah, well, if you want to go for cutesiness instead of
competence, fine.
-- Selma's wedding, "The Return of Sideshow Bob"
falling down, either.
Bart: Hey, they chose Maggie, okay?
Lisa: Yeah, well, if you want to go for cutesiness instead of
competence, fine.
-- Selma's wedding, "The Return of Sideshow Bob"
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Selma:
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Lisa:
|Yeah!| |Yeah!| |Yeah!| |Yeah!... - Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time.
Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
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-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob,
"The Return of Sideshow... - Woman: I've been waiting for you, Lisa.
Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name?
Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you... - I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
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Bart:
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[to Janey] Cram it.
[to Ralph] You're dead. [to Mrs. Krabappel]... - Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, Mrs. Krabappel!
Mrs K: Bart!
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space.
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Homer: Yeah, yeah, I'll go feed it. [goes to... - Homer: [narrating] I was too tense to enjoy the game.
Every ounce of concentration I possessed was...
