Homer: I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it's no big deal.
You know why?
Selma: No.
Sideshow Bob: Go on.
Homer: Whenever Marge turns on one of her "non-violent" programs,
I take a walk. I go to a bar, I pound a few, then I stumble
home in the mood for looooove. [puts his hand on Marge's lap]
Marge: [smiles, takes his hand]
-- Meeting halfway, "The Return of Sideshow Bob"
You know why?
Selma: No.
Sideshow Bob: Go on.
Homer: Whenever Marge turns on one of her "non-violent" programs,
I take a walk. I go to a bar, I pound a few, then I stumble
home in the mood for looooove. [puts his hand on Marge's lap]
Marge: [smiles, takes his hand]
-- Meeting halfway, "The Return of Sideshow Bob"
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- You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
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Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
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[hands Marge a pack of Laramies] Marge: Mmm. Maybe... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty... - There was one little boy who never lost his mistrust.
Marge, on Bart's unraveling of Sideshow Bob's ... - Marge: Why don't you go play with Milhouse?
Bart: I don't want to play with Milhouse.
Marge: You mean you still haven't made up with him... - Homer: Marge! You waited for me.
Marge: Er --
Homer:
OK, Marge, let's go. Marge: I'll catch up to you. Homer... - Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest
gift a man could have.
As the years went by, your mother and I were...
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Okay, don't try anything funny.
I'm armed to the teeth. -- Apu, once bitten twice... - The boy was studying quietly, when the girl, drunk on her own sense of
power,
beat him silly with a block of frozen lima beans. ... - Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good... - Man 1: Mop and bucket man to the exit of the "Nauseator".
Man 2: We got another jumper on the roof of T. G. I... - Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers
could be kneading my buttocks.
Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass...
