Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload Lurleen,

Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload
Lurleen, and I'll take any offer.
-- Homer Simpson, Master Bargainer, "(Lurleen on Me)"

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