Kent: [answering the door] Hello, I'm Kent Brockman.
Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I lost my dog.
Kent: Mm hm. And I suppose you want me to buy you a new one, mm?
You know, ever since I won the lottery, everybody wants a
piece of Kent Brockman. Homeless this and hungry that...
-- "Dog of Death"
Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I lost my dog.
Kent: Mm hm. And I suppose you want me to buy you a new one, mm?
You know, ever since I won the lottery, everybody wants a
piece of Kent Brockman. Homeless this and hungry that...
-- "Dog of Death"
Related:
- Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News."
[several explosions are shown]
Bart:
Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable... - Krusty: [surrounded by reporters]
No, this slide is perfectly safe.
This was an isolated incident. Kent Brockman... - Kent: Kent Brockman here, with Campaign '96: America Flips A Coin.
At an appearance this morning, Bill Clinton... - Far be it from me to gloat at another's downfall, but I have a feeling
that no children are gonna be crying when _this_ puppy is put to sleep.
[laughs] -- Kent Brockman's `My Two Cents', ... - Kent: Hey, that is one fine looking animal you got there.
Homer: Wow. TV's Kent Brockman! [shakes Kent's... - Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
Look at the credits! [presses "play"] ... - Maude: Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But,
by golly, first thing tomorrow morning, we're... - Kent: And how long have you been on the streets?
Bart:
Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family... - Kent: We now take you to the [lottery] drawing, live.
I hope you've got <your> tickets. I've got...
From the same category:
- Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge: Well... - Homer: D'oh!
Patty: One more wrong answer, and Homer flunks another of life's little
tests.
And what's this? Selma: Ooh...someone didn't fill in... - Lisa: Beautiful dinnerware, Mrs. Parkfield.
Mrs. P:
Thank you, Lisa. They were made for the finest family... - Advisor: Their job is to turn this Mr. Burns...
[shows standard portrait of Monty Burns]
.
into this one. [shows `artist's conception'... - Lisa: So, Bart, have your insides been gnawed away by guilt yet?
Bart: Sell it to Hallmark, Sis. You're looking at...
