Homer: Look, I'm supposed to get a physics tutor.
Nerd 1: Well, you've come to the right place then. If there's one thing
we know, it is science.
Nerd 2: And math.
Nerd 3: And the words to every Monty Python routine.
Nerds: [in unison] We are the Knights Who Say...Ni! Ni! [laughter]
Homer: Heh heh...Ni.
-- Homer's quest for a shrubbery,
"Homer Goes to College"
Nerd 1: Well, you've come to the right place then. If there's one thing
we know, it is science.
Nerd 2: And math.
Nerd 3: And the words to every Monty Python routine.
Nerds: [in unison] We are the Knights Who Say...Ni! Ni! [laughter]
Homer: Heh heh...Ni.
-- Homer's quest for a shrubbery,
"Homer Goes to College"
Related:
- ARTHUR: Who are you?
TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty... - Nerd 2: OK, guys: push him out of the way in exactly three seconds.
Nerd 1: Should we correct for wind resistance? Nerd... - Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed.
Homer:
[whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause... - Homer: Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study.
I'm going to show you the true meaning of college... - TALL KNIGHT: We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni!
ONE KNIGHT: Ni! OTHERS: Sh! ONE KNIGHT: (wispers)... - Homer: Look, the important thing is that we all learned a lesson.
These guys learned the richness and variety of the... - Nerd 1: Hey, the pig's acting kind of funny.
Nerd 2:
He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor. Nerd... - TALL KNIGHT: We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR: All right! What do you want? TALL KNIGHT... - Nerd 1: Come on, Mr. Simpson, you'll never pass this course if you don't
know the periodic table.
Homer: Ehh, I'll write it on my hand. Nerd 1: Ho! ...
