Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing
he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: [thinks] A dinosaur!
-- "Dog of Death"
he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: [thinks] A dinosaur!
-- "Dog of Death"
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Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!... - Homer: One adult and four children.
Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made... - Barbara: I really feel awful about your lawn, Marge.
George can be so stubborn when he thinks he's... - Well...we didn't get any money, but Mr. Burns got what he wanted.
Marge, I'm confused! Is this a happy ending or a sad... - Homer: Hey, how come he [SLH] gets meat and we don't?
Marge: You wouldn't want what he's eating. It's mostly... - Homer: Lousy bragging know-it-all showoff...
Marge:
What exactly did he say? Homer: Get this. He said... - Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally
look down my nose at you.
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true.... - Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and
kicked me out of the club.
Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit... - Marge: I know Bart can be a handful, but I also know what he's like
inside.
He's got a spark. It's not a bad thing. ... Of course...
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Marge. Marge: [on the phone] When we were dating, he... - Lisa: Why don't we all look at the photo album?
Homer:
[as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look --... - Homer: That Timmy is a real hero!
Lisa: How do you mean,
Dad? Homer: Well, he fell down a well, and... he can't... - Bart: [strangled] Shee, ba-ba-ba-ba --
Lisa: Please,
Bart, I've seen your stupid Shemp. Bart: Gna-gna-gna... - Marge: [admiring the Washington Monument] [chuckles]
Homer:
Hey, what's so funny? Marge: [whispers] Homer: Oh,...
