Marge: Homer, we're on a tight budget, here. Promise me you won't get
carried away.
Homer: Yes, money. ... I mean, honey.
-- Homer catches lottery fever, "Dog of Death"
carried away.
Homer: Yes, money. ... I mean, honey.
-- Homer catches lottery fever, "Dog of Death"
Related:
- Homer: You'll never guess what happened, Marge. Are you ready?
I have a feeling that we may win... the lottery!! Marge... - on the phone] Bart, I need some lucky numbers, fast!
How old are you? ... [jots it down] Uh huh. And what's... - Lisa: Dad?
Homer: Yes, honey?
Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer... - Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell
me where you got the money from.
Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you... - Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy,
I had to make it up to you. I really love you... - Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer!
I've won the lottery! Employer: Well, who... - Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge.
Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The... - Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last
night.
Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and... - Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here?
Homer:
[in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge...
From the same category:
- Sulu: Captain, Klingons off the starboard bow.
Kirk:
[covering his face in annoyance] Again with the Klingons... - Milhouse: Behold gravity in all its glory!
[pushes a Slinky down an inclined 2-by-4.
It goes one step, then stops] Edna:... - Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals,
then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably... - Bart: [hears singing] Jessica!
Lisa: Bart, be strong!
You don't need that little hellcat. Bart: Oh, Lis:... - This specimen is either a below-average human being or a brilliant
beast.
German scientist who examined Homer/Bigfoot, "Call...
