Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer! I've won the
lottery!
Employer: Well, who needs employees? I won the lottery, too!
[two window washers descend on a scaffold, each with a huge
bag of cash (money overflowing) at his feet]
Window washers: We both won the lottery!
All: [to camera] Why don't you win the lottery, too!
Announcer: The state lottery, where everybody wins!
(actual odds of winning, one in 380,000,000.)
-- Truth in advertising, "Dog of Death"
lottery!
Employer: Well, who needs employees? I won the lottery, too!
[two window washers descend on a scaffold, each with a huge
bag of cash (money overflowing) at his feet]
Window washers: We both won the lottery!
All: [to camera] Why don't you win the lottery, too!
Announcer: The state lottery, where everybody wins!
(actual odds of winning, one in 380,000,000.)
-- Truth in advertising, "Dog of Death"
Related:
- SMILEY
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won the... - I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.
Steven... - I bought this tagline with all of my lottery
money... - I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars.
But I had to give it back. -- Steven... - Kent: [answering the door] Hello, I'm Kent Brockman.
Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I lost my dog. Kent: Mm... - Here about the young Chinese woman who just won the lottery?
One fortunate cookie..... - Kent: We now take you to the [lottery] drawing, live.
I hope you've got <your> tickets. I've got... - Bleah. The state lottery. Exploiter of the poor and ignorant.
[turns on his neon sign: BEER IS THE ANSWER] --... - You will gain money by a speculation or
lottery...
