Wiggum: You the man who reported the lost baby?
Homer: Yes.
Wiggum: Can you describe her?
Homer: Uh, she's small... She's a girl...
Wiggum: Bingo! [produces Maggie]
-- "Homer Alone"
Homer: Yes.
Wiggum: Can you describe her?
Homer: Uh, she's small... She's a girl...
Wiggum: Bingo! [produces Maggie]
-- "Homer Alone"
Related:
- Eddie: She's locked in the car and refuses to move.
Wiggum: Did you flash your lights? Eddie: Yes. Wiggum... - Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer?
Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing... - Wiggum: Try to talk her out of there.
[hands Homer a megaphone]
But don't put your lips on it or anything.
"Homer... - Homer: [through a megaphone] Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?
Hello? Marge: Homer, is that you? Homer: [aside] What... - Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time,
Bart! You're in for the punishment of a lifetime... - Homer: ...it's Marge! She's become a crazed criminal just because I
didn't take her to the ballet.
Wiggum: That's _exactly_ how Dillinger got started... - Marge: Well, I'm just relieved that Homer's safe and that you've
recovered and that we can all get back to normal.
If Maggie could talk I'm sure she'd apologize... - Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's
with the siren?
Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your... - Wiggum: Cuff him, boys. We're putting this dirtbag away.
Snake: Huh! I'll be back on the street in 24 hours...
From the same category:
- Homer: Hey, look what I snagged, Marge: the candy bride and groom from
the wedding cake!
[swallows them painfully, as they seem to be made in... - Lisa: Sideshow Bob used to be Krusty the Klown's sidekick.
In 1990 he framed Krusty for armed robbery and... - Tech: Aw, man. There goes Peter Frampton's big finale.
He's gonna be pissed off. Frampton: You're damn... - Tourist: Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive.
Moe: You're a long way from home, yuppie boy.... - Smithers: You hear that, sir?
Burns: No, I didn't.
Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man? -- Me...
