Marge: [making lunch] Extra mustard for Bart, sliced diagonally

Marge: [making lunch] Extra mustard for Bart, sliced diagonally, not
lengthwise. Light mayo for Lisa, cut off the crust. Double
baloney for Homer...
Lisa: [simultaneously] Mom, can you sign this permission slip for my
Bart: [simultaneously] Mom, have you seen my lucky red cap? Mom,
Lisa: [simultaneously] field trip? Mom, I <hate> those pimentos, they
Bart: [simultaneously] where's my lucky red cap? Mom, aren't you
listening
Lisa: [simultaneously] make me gag.
Bart: [simultaneously] to me? I told...
Homer: [comes in]
Lisa: [simultaneously] Mom, please sign the permission slip. [etc]
Bart: [simultaneously] Mom, I'm talking to you. Hello? Hello! I'm
going to
Homer: [simultaneously] Marge, I split my pants again. Ooooh! Can I
have two
Lisa: [simultaneously] [etc] without lunch.
Bart: [simultaneously] be crushed today if I don't wear my lucky red
Homer: [simultaneously] sandwiches today? Make them baloney sandwiches,
too,
Lisa: [simultaneously] Mommm! I can't eat those pimentos...
Bart: [simultaneously] cap! Mommmm! Wheeeere's my caaaaap!
Homer: [simultaneously] can I have two slices of baloney and...
Marge: ONE AT A TIME! ONE AT A TIME!
[pause]
Lisa: [simultaneously] So when you make the sandwich, no pimentos
<please!>
Bart: [simultaneously] [etc]
Homer: [simultaneously] Double baloney! Double baloney! Don't forget
to
Lisa: [simultaneously] Because you know how much they...
Bart: [simultaneously] Mommm! Where's my lucky red cap!
Homer: [simultaneously] make it <double> baloney because...
-- "Homer Alone"