Homer: Where do you think you're going? Lisa: To the game.

Homer: Where do you think you're going?
Lisa: To the game.
Homer: No no no. I don't want you to see me sit on my worthless butt.
Bart: We've seen it, Dad.
-- "Homer at the Bat"

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