Smithers: What are you going to do with the million dollars, sir?
Burns: Oh, I dunno. Throw it on the pile, I suppose.
-- Burns has bet $1 million on the softball team,
"Homer at the Bat"
Burns: Oh, I dunno. Throw it on the pile, I suppose.
-- Burns has bet $1 million on the softball team,
"Homer at the Bat"
Related:
- Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win
a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that... - Ari: Would you care to bet a million dollars on that?
Burns: Oh, if we're going to bet, why don't we make... - Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to
the local orphanage.
when pigs fly! [They laugh. The pig sails... - Now, before I post the starting line-up, I want to assure those of you
whose names are not on the list.
that I'm very disappointed in you. -- Monty Burns... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Burns: Throw him out, Smithers!
Homer: You don't have to do that,
Mr. Burns. I can throw <myself> out. -- Burns... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.}
Smithers:
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa... - Homer: I knew you'd come crawling back.
Burns: How much do you want?
Homer: A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands...
