Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?

Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win
a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir.
Burns: Let me rephrase that. Is it wrong if <I> cheat to win a
million-dollar bet?
Smithers: No, sir. Who would you like killed?
-- Burns remembers to phrase it as an ethical question,
"Homer at the Bat"

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