Homer: Boy, I know you're going to like your present.
Bart: [it's a hand-held gizmo with three buttons]
[Bart presses each button a few times]
Toy: Shut up! Shut up!
Kiss my butt!
Shut up!
Go to hell! Go to hell!
Bart: Dad, I promise you, I will <never> get tired of this.
-- "Lisa the Greek"
Bart: [it's a hand-held gizmo with three buttons]
[Bart presses each button a few times]
Toy: Shut up! Shut up!
Kiss my butt!
Shut up!
Go to hell! Go to hell!
Bart: Dad, I promise you, I will <never> get tired of this.
-- "Lisa the Greek"
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Homer:
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more.
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I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes! Homer... - Selma: How do I know I'm getting quality?
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