Waiter: Hello, I'm Marco, I'll be your waiter.
Homer: Hello, I'm Homer, I'll be your customer.
[Homer, Bart, and Lisa chuckle]
Waiter: Never heard that one before...
-- At The Gilded Truffle, "Lisa the Greek"
Homer: Hello, I'm Homer, I'll be your customer.
[Homer, Bart, and Lisa chuckle]
Waiter: Never heard that one before...
-- At The Gilded Truffle, "Lisa the Greek"
Related:
- Waiter: Would you care to select the wine?
Bart: I'll do the honors.
[takes the wine list, reads it] No, no, no... - Homer: Oh, violin guy! [strolling violinist approaches]
[tucks some money in the violinist's pocket]
[to Lisa] What's your favorite song?
Lisa: The Broken Neck Blues. Homer: [to violinist]... - Bart: [to waiter] I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus,
please. Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew. Marge... - Waiter: [fried shrimp for Lisa] Here you go... \\
[pork chop \'a la // Hawaiian] There you are.
\\ [a smaller serving of fried shrimp] For... - Waiter: Ahoy! I spy the children's menu!
Bart: Ahoy!
This place bites! Marge: Bart! -- A visit to the... - Waiter: So what's it going to be, me little buck-o?
Bart: A-huh-ha-hmm, let's see... [examines the menu]... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Marge: [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Homey, hello! I can't remember
the last time you called me from wor-
oh, you want to speak with Lisa. [Lisa picks... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear...
From the same category:
- Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_
me as a member.
Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class... - Marge: Honey, I'm so glad you're ho --
Homer: Can't talk,
seeing Flanders. Later, sex. Marge: Hmm... -- Short... - Marge: [into microphone] Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson.
My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over... - Abe: I'm a member!
Homer: Huh?
Abe: What?
Homer: What?
Abe: Huh? Lisa: You're a member of the Stonecutters... - Marge: Next to Spring and Winter, Fall is my absolute favorite season.
Just look at all this beautiful foilage. Lisa: It's...
