Basic ceremony's twenty bucks. Here's your license.
Be sure to get this punched every time. The tenth wedding is on the
house.
-- Clerk at `Shotgun Pete's' quickie marriage emporium,
"I Married Marge"
Be sure to get this punched every time. The tenth wedding is on the
house.
-- Clerk at `Shotgun Pete's' quickie marriage emporium,
"I Married Marge"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Uh... sorry.
Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next... - Homer: [into bullhorn] Marge, Marge!
Marge: Homer?
Homer:
Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband... - Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy,
I had to make it up to you. I really love you... - Lisa: [laughing nervously] Just a couple more blocks to my house!
[laughs more, then starts hyperventilating] Hugh:... - I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's
neck.
Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the... - In Illinois, to cut hair requires a license for which the holder must
qualify by months of expensive study.
That same person can walk and and plunk down a few... - Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband,
I'm sorry about the time I tried to make gravy in the... - Homer: Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a
wedding as,
"The process of removing weeds from one's garden."...
