Homer: Yeah, sure, for you, a baby's all fun and games.
For me, it's diaper changes and midnight feedings.
Lisa: Doesn't Mom do that stuff?
Homer: Yeah, but I have to hear about it.
-- The duties of fatherhood, "I Married Marge"
For me, it's diaper changes and midnight feedings.
Lisa: Doesn't Mom do that stuff?
Homer: Yeah, but I have to hear about it.
-- The duties of fatherhood, "I Married Marge"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer shuts off the TV]
Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey... - Lisa: Why don't we all look at the photo album?
Homer:
[as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look --... - Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair... - Homer: Do you really think you're pregnant?
Marge: Well,
I have the same nausea and craving for pancake mix... - Yeah. Maybe I do have the right ... What's that stuff?
Homer Simpson Deep Space... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Homer: How _could_ you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who
gives those sermons at church?
Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society... - Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see?
Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button...
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- Marge: Now, about your wedding dress. Mmm, I'm not sure how to put
this.
Selma: White! Marge: [writing] White. -- "The Return... - Pr.Sk: I think we should re-test him.
Dr.J: No, I think we should move him to another school.
Pr.Sk: Even better! -- "Bart the... - Lisa: Mom, let's just grab what we can and get out of here!
This storm is making people crazy. ... - King: The League of Uninformed Voters presents the Springfield Mayoral
Debates.
I'm your moderator, Larry King. Now, a word to our... - Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe's.
Bart: Uh,
yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass...
