Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have
gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
-- And smoke it, "I Married Marge"
gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
-- And smoke it, "I Married Marge"
Related:
- Ahoy, Maties!
If the water turns blue, a baby for you!
If purple ye see, no baby thar be! If ye test should... - Marge: Here we sit, enjoying the shade.
Wives: Hey,
Marge, and pour the wine! Marge: Drink the drink that... - Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest
gift a man could have.
As the years went by, your mother and I were... - Homer: Someday, I'll buy you a <real> castle.
Marge:
You don't have to do that. Homer: Phew. Good. -... - Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away.
I waas thinking we could go for a bike ride... - Waiter: Ahoy! I spy the children's menu!
Bart: Ahoy!
This place bites! Marge: Bart! -- A visit to the... - Marge: [sniffling] This romance is so full of heartfelt passion.
I can really identify with this corn-fed heroine... - Marge: Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy,
what do you think of the name Larry? Homer:... - Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
Homer: Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one...
