Homer: [grumbles] Stupid Moe, non-inventing, recipe-stealing,
pug-nosed...
Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that
something you created is making so many people happy.
Homer: [sickly sweet] Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy!
I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on
Lollipop Lane! [leaves the room, slamming the door]
[pokes his head back in] Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.
[closes the door]
Marge: Well, DUH!
-- "Flaming Moe's"
pug-nosed...
Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that
something you created is making so many people happy.
Homer: [sickly sweet] Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy!
I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on
Lollipop Lane! [leaves the room, slamming the door]
[pokes his head back in] Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.
[closes the door]
Marge: Well, DUH!
-- "Flaming Moe's"
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- screen: "Third season"]
Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can take some consolation in the fact that
something you created is making so many people happy.
Homer: [sarcastic] Ooh, look at me! I'm making people... - Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from
Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane!
Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. -- Homer... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
[knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping
people.
Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings]... - Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally
look down my nose at you.
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true.... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you...
From the same category:
- Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash... - Homer: Hello, Police? Are you sitting down? Good!
I wish to report a robbery. Wiggum: [bored]... - Homer: [sleepy] Must...protect...sugar. Thieves everywhere.
The strong must protect the sweet...the sweet... - Moe: [moved to tears] I got something in my eye.
Barney: Here, take my hankie. Moe: [sees Barney's... - Yeah, it's a lazy dog-dangling afternoon...
-- Attica,
Attica, Attica! "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro...
