Bart: My father invented that drink, and if you'll allow me to
demonstrate... [pulls out of brown paper bag a blender and bottles
of liquor]
Ms.K: Bart, are those liquor bottles?
Bart: [as if this excused it] I brought enough for everybody.
Ms.K: Take those to the teachers' lounge! You can have what's left at
the end of the day.
-- "Inventors We Admire" day, "Flaming Moe's"
demonstrate... [pulls out of brown paper bag a blender and bottles
of liquor]
Ms.K: Bart, are those liquor bottles?
Bart: [as if this excused it] I brought enough for everybody.
Ms.K: Take those to the teachers' lounge! You can have what's left at
the end of the day.
-- "Inventors We Admire" day, "Flaming Moe's"
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Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you,
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yo-yo?
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