Martin: So the next time you use a gas chromatograph,

Martin: So the next time you use a gas chromatograph, remember to thank
Mr. A. J. P. Martin.
Ms. K: [applauding] Oh, brilliant, Martin, brilliant! Once again,
you've wrecked the grading curve. Oh, I pity the poor student
who has to follow you. [consults her sheet] Bart Simpson,
you're next.
-- "Inventors We Admire" day, "Flaming Moe's"