Barney: [discovers the salad bar] Hey, what's this?
Moe: A sneeze guard.
Barney: [sneezes, spewing snot all over the sneeze guard] Wow, it really
works!
-- An ounce of prevention, "Flaming Moe's"
Moe: A sneeze guard.
Barney: [sneezes, spewing snot all over the sneeze guard] Wow, it really
works!
-- An ounce of prevention, "Flaming Moe's"
Related:
- Barney: [comes into Flaming Moe's]
All: Barney!
Bartender: How's the world treating you, Mr. Gumbel... - Moe: You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants.
They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield... - Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five?
Moe:
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register]... - Barney: These fumes aren't as fun as beer. Sure, I'm all dizzy and
nauseous,
but where's the inflated sense of self-esteem? ... - Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be?
Barney: I'd like a beer,
Moe! Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume... - Barney: Aw, we should've just stayed at the bar and shot some rats.
Moe: Hey, those ain't your rats, Barn. -- "Homer's... - Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here.
Barney:
You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers... - Barney: My friend [Moe] and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
Patty: [maces him] Barney: Waugh! [belch] Ooh, wow... - Moe: Now let's have a minute of silent prayer for our good friend,
Homer Simpson. [short silence] Barney: How...
